esexist: there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
officialcuteboys: rockybreaux: timothydelaghetto: theperksofbeingademon: heyfunniest: heyfunniest: the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”. that’s really annoying, my last name is Giffin and now I’m questioning the pronunciation of my own last name daaaamn it doesnt even feel right tumblr will never be the same for me. Wow I’ve always pronounced it like...
dontfrolictoomuch: In 2nd grade I didn’t know my teacher’s name for the longest time, so I just kept calling her teacher and she got so mad one day and yelled “MY NAME IS NOT TEACHER. IT IS MRS. MUSTARD. NOW YOU REMEMBER THIS, YOU UNDERSTAND ME?” and 5 seconds of silence go by and my five year old self decides to say is your husband mr. ketchup and this is the proudest moment of my life.
ryu-gemini: whenever anyone draws anything for me i just
baddqueens: kingnaij: baddqueens: rockybreaux: sdelabelle: LMAOOOOOOOOOO i cannot fucking breathe LMAO! bruuuuuh lmfao lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo death to vine lmfao i hate her so much man
mckymae: [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1)̲̅$̲̅] ...
In this world love has no color yet how deeply my body is stained by...– Izumi Shikibu (via sleepylotus)
Nothing haunts us like the things we don’t say.– Mitch Albom (via thewastedgeneration)
If you think pubic hair on a woman is unnatural or weird, you aren’t mature...– Stoya (via wolf-cub)